Baltimore Is Reads
Issue 4
FOUR THINGS
Mike Topp
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WE DO THAT!-Grow fruit trees from pits.
-Think about summer in winter.
-Throw away something you really like.
-Shout at your grandmother or a baby.
-Put your underwear on when it's wet.
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ARE YOU A FAN OF __________?
Are you a fan of ruler jokes?
Here's one we think should measure up:
Q. Why did the little boy take a ruler to bed with him?
A. To see how long he slept!!
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If you're ever in a helicopter and you begin to feel chilly, I bet you probably shouldn't turn off the gigantic fan.
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HERO OF THE WEEK:
STEPHANIE KWOLEK – The creator of Kevlar
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"POLAR EXPRESS III"
** (2007) Tara Reid. Double agents kill an inventor for his wooden spaceship, but his girlfriend will not let them have it.